All out of chancesTumblr (3.0; @cannibalcalvin)http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvbtykS5fY1qzylxho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/303117826http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/303117826Sun, 27 Dec 2009 14:54:19 -0500<a href="http://www.bobonline.net/progxiansd/ssj/index.html">The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus</a>http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/277555619http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/277555619Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:14:46 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kufwvt4w7r1qzylxho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/277555237http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/277555237Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:14:16 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kub5udlcuY1qzylxho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/273851812http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/273851812Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:39:49 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kub5tbWy0U1qzylxho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/273850873http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/273850873Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:39:11 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kub5shhbd41qzylxho1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/273850197http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/273850197Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:38:41 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kub5qeBw671qzylxho1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/273848471http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/273848471Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:37:26 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5XOb1knVTZQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5XOb1knVTZQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Epic Rick Roll</p> <p>Dude replaces his friends copy of MW2 with Rick Astley.</p> <p>Hilarity ensues.</p>http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/255002028http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/255002028Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:36:50 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktg6v4UsdP1qzwpfbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ronworkman.tumblr.com/post/251673886/annieisms-remember-that-awesome-nyc-resistor" target="_blank">ronworkman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://annieisms.tumblr.com/post/251664783/remember-that-awesome-nyc-resistor-party-that-i" target="_blank">annieisms</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Remember that awesome <a href="http://www.nycresistor.com/2009/08/28/last-weekends-interactive-party-round-up/" target="_blank">NYC Resistor party</a> that I went to last August?? The one where the Cake Boss crashed with a <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/annieee/3852495227/" target="_blank">robot cake</a>?! Well, the <a href="http://tlc.discovery.com/videos/cake-boss-robots-rollerskates-and-relatives-full-episode.html" target="_blank">episode</a> is online now: scrub ahead to about 17:51 to see the party — look, there’s <a href="http://msg.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Galpert</a>, <a href="http://ronworkman.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Ron</a>, and <a href="http://leahdemilio.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Leah</a>! Roflcopter :)</p> </blockquote> <p><b>Note from Ron:</b> Annie FTW! Thanks for posting this.</p> </blockquote> <p>Way to be checking your phone.</p> <p>How many other times are you going to be on fucking TLC?</p>http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/251678994http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/251678994Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:36:15 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9krlcGWs1qzylxho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/247400819http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/247400819Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:33:20 -0500http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/244540043http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/244540043Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:24:25 -0500“I do not believe in religion, but if I had to choose one it would be Buddhism. It seems more livable, closer to men… I’ve been reading about reincarnation, and the Buddhists say we come back as animals and they refer to them as lesser beings. Well, animals aren’t lesser beings, they’re just like us. So I say fuck the Buddhists.”<br/><br/> - <em><b>Bjork</b></em>http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/243441716http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/243441716Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:59:08 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt2ojdX4T21qzylxho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/243035205http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/243035205Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:11:37 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt1uuz93kb1qzqvm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lickystickypickyme.tumblr.com/post/242548255/wilma-flintstones-maiden-name-was-wilma" target="_blank">lickystickypickyme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Wilma Flintstone’s maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble’s Maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker.</p> </blockquote> <p>Trivia ultima</p>http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/242980411http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/242980411Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:05:43 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt2dsqMbCI1qzqvm2o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lickystickypickyme.tumblr.com/post/242844624/the-truth-period" target="_blank">lickystickypickyme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the truth. period.</p> </blockquote>http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/242976286http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/242976286Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:00:33 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksyksijUl11qao43ho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://xkcdexplained.com/post/240531176/two-party-system" target="_blank">xkcdexplained</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This comic strip starts out with a female at a podium making what appear to be campaign promises. She is interrupted from the audience by what is assumed to be a male stand in for the author. He rails against what he feels is an unfair electoral system, totally dismissing her campaign promises outright. Then, in a humorous twist, it is revealed that she is actually just running for class president. The male interloper stammers, trying to formulate a reposté. The punchline is delivered in the last frame when the female inquires as to whether the male learned about politics by arguing on the internet. The male then states that he never thought he would need more than one response, due to the anonymity he had enjoyed online (where he is used to carrying out his arguments).</p> <p>In summary: socially well adapted female is challenged by a geeky male.  She then belittles him publicly.  See also: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_domination" target="_blank"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_domination" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_domination</a></a></p> </blockquote>http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/240541918http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/240541918Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:12:38 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LkuwuqkE6NU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LkuwuqkE6NU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://stryker.tumblr.com/post/240387261/strutting-wowwwww-that-is-all-seanbonner" target="_blank">stryker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fysigunk.us/post/240089667/wowwwww-that-is-all-seanbonner-this-kid-is" target="_blank">strutting</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Wowwwww. That is all.</p> <p><a href="http://seanbonner.tumblr.com/post/239626596/this-kid-is-so-pissed-about-david-letterman" target="_blank">seanbonner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This kid is so pissed about David Letterman getting more action then him.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p><b><a>Bus Driver</a></b>: Hey, buddy, sit down. <br/><b><a>Beavis</a></b>: Shut up, ass-wipe! I’m sick and tired of this. We’re never gonna score. It’s jut not gonna happen. We’re just gonna get old like these people, but they’ve probably scored. <br/><b><a>Bus Driver</a></b>: Hey, I’m warning you. Sit down! <br/><b><a>Beavis</a></b>: [<i>motioning to Martha</i>] It’s, like, this chick’s a slut. And look at this guy, he’s old, but he’s probably scored a million times. <br/><b><a>Old Guy</a></b>: [<i>nodding</i>] Oh, yeah. <br/><b><a>Beavis</a></b>: But not us. You know, we’re never gonna score. We’re never gonna score! We’re never gonna score!</p> </blockquote> <p>Man, I feel this guys pain.</p>http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/240389453http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/240389453Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:14:56 -0500<p><a href="http://balboa.tumblr.com/post/240300034/alright-im-off-to-work" target="_blank">balboa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Have a good Remembrance day everyone.</p> </blockquote> <p>What’s this holiday for?</p> <p>I don’t remember.</p>http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/240302506http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/240302506Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:23:00 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksy5466cJY1qzx44bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wardrox.tumblr.com/post/240260161/click-for-full-size-how-real-journalism-is" target="_blank">wardrox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(Click for full size)</p> <p>How real journalism is done.</p> </blockquote> <p>God’s work.</p>http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/240300500http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/240300500Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:20:19 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksx6jd4iEF1qzylxho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/239665140http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/239665140Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:54:49 -0500