8th November 2009
Chat reblogged from Dudebro.
I can't believe this really works.
- So, I get back from roofing for a couple hours out in Southfield, and I go on Facebook you know, the usual. Think about changing my status to something about crying because New Moon is so far away from theatrical release. But, I go to my chat, and see a random girl I've never talked to.
- You see, I love making myself laugh, and sometimes the stupidest shit does it, but even I surprise myself.
- My friend is over and I holler to him.
- Me: "Hey Logan, watch this. See this girl? Never talked to her before in my life."
- I type "What's up bitch?"
- Logan: "Dude you're fucking stupid"
- And he starts laughing.
- Me: "Swear to god, this girl will be knocking on my window in three hours."
- Her: "Uhm, hi?"
- Her: "Nothing reallyyyy, you?"
- See? I called some random girl a bitch, didn't say anything afterwards, and she's wondering what I'm up to.
- I then proceeded to talk about how she needed a man who chopped down trees with his teeth, a man like me. And she totally flirted back.
Source: cheeburga
