Failed States of Sanity - BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

5th November 2009

Text reblogged from devotchka with 5 notes

BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

01. What’s your name?
02. Where are you from?
03. How old are you?
04. Where are you in terms of an education?
05. Do you give three fucks about four fucks about an education?
06. Do you think about things other than sticking your dick into various crevices?
07. Do you describe your taste in film by means of titles, genres, or directors?
08. Do you tend to be more into upping da punx or being an indie rocker?
09. Dead girls never say no, neither do I, do you?
10. Do you consider rattails to be a turn-off?
11. Would you put up with numerous Jesus put-downs every day?
12. Are you a Pabst guy or a root beer guy?
13. Do you do anything musical?
14. What is your preferred type of porn?
15. Do you mind that I look like a 12 year old boy most of the time?
16. Can you believe you’re filling out a boyfriend application right now?
17. What is the best show you’ve ever been to?
18. Do you floss?
19. Do you think there is any realistic possibility of us actually dating?
20. Do you have any pets?

1. Charles, you can call me Chuck or Calvin I don’t mind.
2. The Middle of White Suburbia, Michigan
3. 19
4. Finished a year of Engineering College planning on changing my major to creative writing
5. I give many fucks about education, it just annoys me to no end.
6. Yes but it just annoys most people.
7. Not really
8. I’d prefer to be indie, but I don’t have cred.
9. If your drunk or we don’t know each other I have to put my foot down.
10. Very much so, but occasionally I see a girl that pulls it off so well.
11. I encourage it.
12. Both
13. I can play the drums and the tuba
14. Loud and well scored
15. I encourage it.
16. Not really.
17. When I was 14 I followed my best friends older brothers band around for a summer. Can’t be topped.
18. Yes
19. Not a chance
20. Currently no, but I love large dogs. Cats are cool too.