Failed States of Sanity: Archive

Jan 31st

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Dec 27th

The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus →

Dec 10th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 8th

Nov 24th

Nov 21st

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Nov 17th

Cracker Please

Nov 15th

“I do not believe in religion, but if I had to choose one it would be Buddhism....”

– Bjork

Nov 14th

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Nov 13th

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Nov 11th

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Nov 11th

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Alright, I'm off to work.

balboa: Have a good Remembrance day everyone. What’s this holiday for? I don’t remember.

Nov 11th

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Nov 11th

rooshoes: I am going to dress up like a fox, and go on FOX to protest FOX’s history of under-representing minorities in its shows I will demand Neil Patrick Harris’ character on How I Met Your Mother come out as a furry while I picket the front gates with a sign that says, ‘CAN’T LET YOU AIR THAT, FOX’ This is best Idea I’ve ever heard

Nov 11th

copycats: Message In A Bottle remixed by Fresh...

Nov 10th

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Nov 10th

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I can't believe this really works.

 So, I get back from roofing for a couple hours out in Southfield, and I go on Facebook you know, the usual. Think about changing my status to something about crying because New Moon is so far away from theatrical release. But, I go to my chat, and see a random girl I've never talked to.
 You see, I love making myself laugh, and sometimes the stupidest shit does it, but even I surprise myself.
 My friend is over and I holler to him.
Me: "Hey Logan, watch this. See this girl? Never talked to her before in my life."
 I type "What's up bitch?"
Logan: "Dude you're fucking stupid" 
 And he starts laughing.
Me: "Swear to god, this girl will be knocking on my window in three hours."
Her: "Uhm, hi?"
Her: "Nothing reallyyyy, you?"
 See? I called some random girl a bitch, didn't say anything afterwards, and she's wondering what I'm up to.
 I then proceeded to talk about how she needed a man who chopped down trees with his teeth, a man like me. And she totally flirted back.

Nov 8th

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Acciona marketing - Click and watch →

(via ronworkman)A Wario game used this too you know? Kind of looses some of the ‘wow’ factor

Nov 8th

man rape

rooshoes: its a serious crime please do not commit it to me ok i am very sensitive I’m not one to rape. I just want to make sweet sweet love to you.

Nov 8th

I have a horrible memory

Marcus: (Something really dumb and funny)

Calvin: I'm gonna blag dat

Nov 7th

Nov 6th

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Just had dinner with Marcus

He complained he’s getting fat, but he’s still skinner than you Roo.

Nov 6th

BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

annatanassova: 01. What’s your name? 02. Where are you from? 03. How old are you? 04. Where are you in terms of an education? 05. Do you give three fucks about four fucks about an education? 06. Do you think about things other than sticking your dick into various crevices? 07. Do you describe your taste in film by means of titles, genres, or directors? 08. Do you tend to be more into upping da...

Nov 5th