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- Marcus: (Something really dumb and funny)
- Calvin: I'm gonna blag dat
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Best line of the movieNarrator: I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.
Tyler Durden: Where’d you go, psycho boy?
Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.
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Just had dinner with Marcus
He complained he’s getting fat, but he’s still skinner than you Roo.
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BOYFRIEND APPLICATION
1. Charles, you can call me Chuck or Calvin I don’t mind.01. What’s your name?
02. Where are you from?
03. How old are you?
04. Where are you in terms of an education?
05. Do you give three fucks about four fucks about an education?
06. Do you think about things other than sticking your dick into various crevices?
07. Do you describe your taste in film by means of titles, genres, or directors?
08. Do you tend to be more into upping da punx or being an indie rocker?
09. Dead girls never say no, neither do I, do you?
10. Do you consider rattails to be a turn-off?
11. Would you put up with numerous Jesus put-downs every day?
12. Are you a Pabst guy or a root beer guy?
13. Do you do anything musical?
14. What is your preferred type of porn?
15. Do you mind that I look like a 12 year old boy most of the time?
16. Can you believe you’re filling out a boyfriend application right now?
17. What is the best show you’ve ever been to?
18. Do you floss?
19. Do you think there is any realistic possibility of us actually dating?
20. Do you have any pets?
2. The Middle of White Suburbia, Michigan
3. 19
4. Finished a year of Engineering College planning on changing my major to creative writing
5. I give many fucks about education, it just annoys me to no end.
6. Yes but it just annoys most people.
7. Not really
8. I’d prefer to be indie, but I don’t have cred.
9. If your drunk or we don’t know each other I have to put my foot down.
10. Very much so, but occasionally I see a girl that pulls it off so well.
11. I encourage it.
12. Both
13. I can play the drums and the tuba
14. Loud and well scored
15. I encourage it.
16. Not really.
17. When I was 14 I followed my best friends older brothers band around for a summer. Can’t be topped.
18. Yes
19. Not a chance
20. Currently no, but I love large dogs. Cats are cool too.
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“Medication”
by Andrew Brandou.from his Jonestown paintings
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I like how NewEgg still uses this guy in their promotions.
Its like at some point I got totally hammered stumbled into the photo shoot and started yelling ‘Hay! lemme fix dat com putter’
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Guy eats a Windows 7 Whopper.
This video inspired me to patent the Heart Attack Over Internet Protocol, how does HOIP sound?
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